THE GOODNESS OF THE BAD SLASHSo, what do we have here but a new story that made me laugh with the lameness and dumbness in it ( Read more... )

... and I'm being subjective, you know, but... You're writing a fic about 6 men approaching or in their mid 40s. They make this music called metal, you know, that one that mom and pa think it's evil and they ask you "how can you listen to that shit?", and their lyrics are about rape, incest, cannibalism, etc, etc, all the bad stuff, and their show ( Read more... )

Now I'm so fucken depressed. Like really! One of my most fav authors of bad Rammstein fanfic slash deleted her archive. Now my whole weekend is ruined!!!! Hope I make it until Monday! Srsly! :P And it's not that she took the stories down, but now she wants to FIX them!!!!! There will be nothing for me to laugh about! That's not fair! This sucks!!! ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen allow me to present you "Yulia", my new discovery in the "Bad Rammstein Fanfic Slash" field... She is such a fan - first she didn't know whether Richard can cook, now, she writes about a certain CHRISTOPHE Schneider. Yes, Christophe. I though that first I read wrong, then that it was an accident. But no, she writes his name ( Read more... )

"Till stepped out onto the balcony and silently watched the sun set. The hills were on fire from the orange light. After a while, he took out a cigarette and lit it." - from the burning hills???

"Richard cocked his head to one side and stared intently at Till. “What is it?” Richard asked. His voice was unusually calm.

Damn you, thought Till. How ( Read more... )

It is a story written by one of my most fav authors of bad slash fics. In the story, Christoph asks Till to resist one month without any sex (kissing and spooning are allowed), in order for Till to prove Christoph he loves him. The month passes by, Paul notices that Till is happy again, and Schneider and Till have sex. Ze end.

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"rictus of ecstacy" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Was that supposed to be romantical/erotically to place one in the mood or something??? Thnx for the laffs.

i love more Apo&Till version of Heroes (Helden) by David Bowie. He is one of the greatest musicians, but I don't like his style. "Helden" though is awesome. Till's voice brings it strength and in, the same time, some sort of smoothness. And the cellos make a great back ground, compared to those keyboards that sound like  one of those MIDI files,  ( Read more... )

Just read a really bad fic which was a plagiarism after another really bad fic. The plagiator should have had this little respect and at least corrected their grammar errors. And even if the original was awful, it's still plagiarism, so that's exactly what I commented to the plagiator, and also threatened them to notify the owners of the site. Some ( Read more... )

1. Bad slash, again, or why only few females should be allowed to write male on male stuff :P: - So, I'm reading this fic with Till/Richard. Till makes Richard do all sort of stuff just to reward him with a pack of ciggie. I hate it when Richard is potrayed like a dumb whore. Anyway...
- Till is annoyed by Richard wearing make-up and nail polish. So ( Read more... )